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  █▌            -  HOW TO VIEW YOUR WINDOWS COMPUTER'S UPTIME  -             █▌
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 █ For Linux, see 'CUSTOMIZE YOUR SHELL MOTD' under MISC HERE, this tutorial  ▐▌
 █ is for Windows.                                                            ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █       SHOW UPTIME WITHOUT INSTALLING EXTRA SCRIPTS AND OR SOFTWARE:        ▐▌
 █ METHOD 1:                                                                  ▐▌
 █ `````````                                                                  ▐▌
 █ Launch Run:                                                                ▐▌
 █ WINDOWS XP:                                                                ▐▌
 █ Press the Window's Start button, then Run, then type in the Open drop down ▐▌
 █ window: msinfo32                                                           ▐▌
 █ Press OK                                                                   ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ WINDOWS VISTA & 7:                                                         ▐▌
 █ Press the Window's Start button/Start Search box/ type in the Open drop    ▐▌
 █ down window: msinfo32                                                      ▐▌
 █ Or press the Windows logo key on your keyboard +r to launch Run, then type ▐▌
 █ in the Open drop down window: msinfo32                                     ▐▌
 █ Press OK                                                                   ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ This will launch System information.                                       ▐▌
 █ Go to Software Environment/Running Tasks/                                  ▐▌
 █ Go to the far right column 'Start Time'                                    ▐▌
 █ Sort by date and you can view when first .exe started.                     ▐▌
 █ You can save this report as a text file; Menu select File/Export           ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ METHOD 2:                                                                  ▐▌
 █ `````````                                                                  ▐▌
 █ Open a cmd prompt window, enter: cmd                                       ▐▌
 █ enter: systeminfo                                                          ▐▌
 █ WinXP:                                                                     ▐▌
 █ Toward the top of the report 'System Up Time:' it will have details such   ▐▌
 █ as:                                                                        ▐▌
 █ System Up Time: 8 Days, 13 Hours, 4 Minutes, 23 Seconds                    ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ Win7:                                                                      ▐▌
 █ Toward the top of the report 'System Boot Time:' which doesn't give the    ▐▌
 █ details, such as:                                                          ▐▌
 █ System Boot Time: 5/18/2010, 10:04:14 AM                                   ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ If you would like to save the information to a text file, you won't get a  ▐▌
 █ reply in the cmd prompt window, enter this: systeminfo >> output.txt       ▐▌
 █ output.txt can be any name. It will be saved in your current directory     ▐▌
 █ stated in the cmd prompt window, or you could specify a location, for      ▐▌
 █ example: systeminfo >> F:\MyStuff\output.txt                               ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ METHOD 3:                                                                  ▐▌
 █ `````````                                                                  ▐▌
 █ Open a cmd prompt window, enter: cmd                                       ▐▌
 █ enter: net stats srv                                                       ▐▌
 █ (or you could enter and receive the same reply: net statistics server)     ▐▌
 █ Reply same in XP & 7:                                                      ▐▌
 █ Statistics since 05/09/2010 20:55                                          ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ METHOD 4 - FOR VISTA & ABOVE:                                              ▐▌
 █ `````````````````````````````                                              ▐▌
 █ Launch task manager; on your keyboard press these three keys at the same   ▐▌
 █ time: Ctrl+Alt+Delete                                                      ▐▌
 █ Select Performance tab, at the bottom right of the window it will state    ▐▌
 █ 'Uptime'                                                                   ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █                    SHOW UPTIME USING SCRIPTS & SOFTWARE:                   ▐▌
 █ There are a ton out there, but these are the ones that I have tried and    ▐▌
 █ really enjoy.                                                              ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ METHOD 1 - SCRIPT FOR MIRC:                                                ▐▌
 █ ```````````````````````````                                                ▐▌
 █ If you are an mIRC user there are plenty of free scripts. My favorite is   ▐▌
 █ 'moo script' (no more moo.dll)' which can be found HERE.                   ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ With a right click in an IRC channel, select moo script/moo all, it then   ▐▌
 █ post to the channel a report similar to this:                              ▐▌
 █ moo: os: Microsoft Windows XP Professional - Service Pack 3 (5.1.2600) up: ▐▌
 █ 1wk 1day 20hrs 7mins 48secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU E6850 @        ▐▌
 █ 3.00GHz (x86) at 2999MHz gfx: NVIDIA GeForce 9400 GT 1.00GB res: 1920x1080 ▐▌
 █ 32bit 60Hz ram: 1240/3582.4MB (34.62%) [|||-------] hdd: C:\               ▐▌
 █ 66.7GB/298.08GB D:\ 120.1GB/465.76GB F:\ 89.27GB/465.76GB net: ASUS NX1001 ▐▌
 █ Network Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport - 100MB/s 1.41GB In -1.67GB    ▐▌
 █ Out                                                                        ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ Select moo script/moo uptime. The report to channel would be similar to:   ▐▌
 █ WindowsXP Uptime: [1wk 1day 20hrs 48mins 1sec] Best: [1wk 1day 20hrs       ▐▌
 █ 48mins 1sec] IRC online timer: [46wks 4days 7hrs 32mins 21secs] mIRC       ▐▌
 █ uptime: [40mins 28secs]                                                    ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ MODIFICATIONS TO MOO SCRIPT:                                               ▐▌
 █ 1. If you are using Mircryption to have the report encrypted, open the moo ▐▌
 █ in a text editor and change 4 instances of 'msg' & 3 instances of 'say' to ▐▌
 █ 'emsg' & 'esay' like this in 'moo_3218.mrc':                               ▐▌
 █ Line 74:   if (!$1) { $iif($chan,emsg $chan,esay) $moor | return }
 █ Line 80:   if ($moof($1)) { var %moo.var $ifmatch | $iif($active == Status Window,echo -gta,$iif($chan,emsg $chan,esay)) moo: %moo.var }
 █ Line 180:   $iif($1 == x,halt,$iif($chan,emsg $chan,$iif($active == Status Window,echo,esay)) $+(Windows,$OS) Uptime: $uptime(system,1) Best: $duration(%up))
 █ Line 194:   if ($chan) { .notice $nick moo: To get $moover type: "/emsg $me !getmoo" (set "/dccignore off" first) | $repeatcheck(!getmoo) | halt }
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ 2. If you would like included in the uptime report the total time that     ▐▌
 █ your mIRC has been online and the uptime of your current mIRC Guru_eXe has ▐▌
 █ posted HERE his/her modification to do this. Here is how to do this:       ▐▌
 █ Open moo_3218.mrc in a text editor, search for the line (line number 180)  ▐▌
 █ that begins with: $iif($1 == x,halt,$iif(                                  ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ Replace the entire line:                                                   ▐▌
  $iif($1 == x,halt,$iif($chan,msg $chan,$iif($active == Status Window,echo,say)) $+(Windows,$OS) Uptime: $uptime(system,1) Best: $duration(%up))
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ With this line:                                                            ▐▌
  $iif($1 == x,halt,$iif($chan,msg $chan,$iif($active == Status Window,echo,say)) Windows uptime: $+($+([,$uptime(system,1)),]) Best: $+($+([,$duration(%up)),]) IRC online timer: $+($+([,$duration($online)),]) mIRC uptime: $+($+([,$uptime(mirc,1)),])) 
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ moo uptime report will now also have:                                      ▐▌
 █ IRC online timer: [46wks 4days 7hrs 32mins 21secs] mIRC uptime: [40mins    ▐▌
 █ 28secs]                                                                    ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ NOTES:                                                                     ▐▌
 █ 1. The darken characters you might read as STX or a box containing 0002;   ▐▌
 █ this is the bold symbol for mIRC. Just copy/paste the line into your       ▐▌
 █ script.                                                                    ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ 2. Remember if you are using Mircryption change msg and say to emsg and    ▐▌
 █ esay.                                                                      ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ METHOD 2 - SOFTWARE:                                                       ▐▌
 █ ````````````````````                                                       ▐▌
 █ 'SIW' found HERE offers a great donationware (free) version; tiny,         ▐▌
 █ portable tool to not only report your uptime but your entire system info,  ▐▌
 █ more than the cmd systeminfo, which can be made into an HTML report.       ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ NOTES:                                                                     ▐▌
 █ 1. For the portable version select 'SIW Without Installer (English-Only)'  ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ 2. The 'SIW With Installer' - during install it calls out to               ▐▌
 █ api.opencandy.com (204.232.180.209)                                        ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ 3. To view uptime click on Software/Operating System/ scroll down toward   ▐▌
 █ the bottom of the list, report will be similar to:                         ▐▌
 █ Boot Time  2010-05-09 20:55:36                                             ▐▌
 █ Up Time    8 Days 14 Hours 48 Minutes 53 seconds                           ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ METHOD 3 - SIDEBAR GADGET FOR XP:                                          ▐▌
 █ `````````````````````````````````                                          ▐▌
 █ My favorite sidebar for XP is Thoosje Vista Sidebar for XP found HERE.     ▐▌
 █ There is a little system uptime and some other gadgets for reporting some  ▐▌
 █ system info.                                                               ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ NOTES:                                                                     ▐▌
 █ 1. If you don't want a toolbar and search engine settings change; during   ▐▌
 █ install select Advanced, and un-check 'Install free Thoosje Toolbar'.      ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ 2. The sidebar will call home to thoosje.com on port 80 and microsoft.com  ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ 3. You can not add other developers gadgets, only ones by thoosje.com      ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ METHOD 4 - VISTA & WINDOWS 7 SIDEBAR & HOW FOR XP:                         ▐▌
 █ ``````````````````````````````````````````````````                         ▐▌
 █ For the gadget files- Microsoft's Windows Gallery HERE has many types of   ▐▌
 █ Desktop Gadgets (widgets), for the Sidebar to report your uptime, all free ▐▌
 █ and tiny for Vista and Windows 7.                                          ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ NOTES:                                                                     ▐▌
 █ 1. When you click on a link to download a gadget, you'll be prompted to    ▐▌
 █ Install or Don't Install- select install, then you'll be prompted with the ▐▌
 █ Save file dialogue next - don't worry; it's not going to install it if you ▐▌
 █ select Save file.                                                          ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ 2. Click on the image for the link to actual developers website.           ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ FOR XP:                                                                    ▐▌
 █ I've read that there is a version of the Vista's Sidebar that runs on XP   ▐▌
 █ so that you can use any of the *.gadget files with it. I've yet to find a  ▐▌
 █ working version of this. If you have and tried it for yourself; you can    ▐▌
 █ use .gadget files, please post at mewbies forum HERE the details.          ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ File extension is *.gadget which if for Vista & Windows 7. To run on       ▐▌
 █ Windows XP you need to install a patched 'Windows Sidebar' (integrated     ▐▌
 █ with Vista & above) Then to install a *.gadget file on XP it's very easy:  ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ A. Rename the *.gadget file extension to: *.gadget.zip, for example        ▐▌
 █ 'SystemUptimeFull_Plus.gadget' rename to: SystemUptimeFull_Plus.gadget.zip ▐▌
 █ B. Then unzip the file to a directory with its name, for example           ▐▌
 █ 'SystemUptimeFull_Plus.gadget.zip' unzip to directory named                ▐▌
 █ 'SystemUptimeFull_Plus.gadget'                                             ▐▌
 █ C. Copy the directory to C:\Program Files\Windows Sidebar\Gadgets          ▐▌
 █ D. On the sidebar click add gadgets, it will be listed with the others.    ▐▌
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 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ GREEN COMMENT- If your computer doesn't need to be on 24/7 - please turn   ▐▌
 █                                   it off.                                  ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ //----------------------------------------------------------------------   ▐▌
 █                                                                            ▐▌
 █ If you find mistakes, have suggestions, and or questions please post at    ▐▌
 █ mewbies forum HERE - thank you.                                            ▐▌
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 █ Last update on 19 May '10                                                  ▐▌
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