lart(1M) lart(1M) NAME lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes SYNOPSIS lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] DESCRIPTION lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon their admins for everything from picking their mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate arguments will cause the specified luser to run away screaming in agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes. OPTIONS -use tool Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the enviroment variable LART is used. If neither is set, a default value will be used, which is set at compile time -b Used to increase the size of your lart -B The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills all their processes. If used in conjunction with -p this will also cause sys‐ log to make entries proving that was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll -f Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session. Provided primarily for testing purposes. Mutually exclusive with -B -F fsck as a raw device. Note that this option has not been tested, as it is rather difficult to find volunteers -g Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor during the beating. -k Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such is not highly recommended. Can only be invoked once per -p See -B SEE ALSO sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8) 01 23 1996 lart(1M)